It Happened To Me: I Got Older Without Noticing

--OR-- Has Anyone Seen the Damn Map?

Welcome to The F Word, a weekly newsletter about failing, flailing, falling, and flying.

What does that mean, you may ask?

Failing

Flailing

Falling

Flying

What goes up, must come down. And what is down, stays down. Think of the Easter Island statues, the Grand Canyon, The Great Wall. Carved from the earth, they’re not being tossed into the atmosphere any time…